C’mon, admit it. Whether you like it or not, every single person on Earth has a sexual fetish of their own. Some get their rocks off by spanking during sex. Others are aroused by bondage of some kind. I, for one, am an omolagniac. But before you think I’m some kind of sick pervert (um okay maybe i AM), omolagnia is basically getting turned on by nudity. And who isn’t turned on by people getting nekked? D-uh!
To turn a certain segment of the world’s population on, however, takes much more than showing them a naked human body. While some of the sexual fetishes that exist today are nothing more than just unconventional but harmless sexual practices, there are many that border on the sick, and some are just plain sickening. As far as I’m concerned, these are 10 of the most bizarre sexual fetishes on Earth:
1. Transformation fetish
Strictly speaking, people who have this fetish are sexually aroused by depictions of transformations, usually of people into other beings or objects. I guess that makes Jayna of The Wonder Twins the Jenna Jameson of transformation fetishists.
2. Amputee fetish
I personally have nothing against people who unfortunately lost their limbs for whatever reason, but when a person makes amputees his or her specific object for sexual gratification, it’s just plain bizarre.
3. Hierophilia
People who have this fetish get off on religious or sacred objects. Also known as theophilia. Expect “The Exorcist” to be in the DVD collection of these sacrilegious perverts.
Now here come the really icky ones:
4. Emetophilia
Vomit makes us vomit, right? Well, not people who practice emetophilia. The act of throwing up, especially on a sexual partner, is the biggest of turn-ons for emetophiles. Also called a Roman shower, after the induced vomiting that was supposed to be a staple of those debauched Roman feasts. Again, “The Exorcist” is probably right on top of their must-have DVDs list.
5. Eproctophilia
As far as eproctophiles are concerned, Mel Brooks’ “Blazing Saddles” is their porn. That’s right. These people probably jack off to that infamous and lengthy cowboy farting scene. And since farting gets them horny, cabbage and beans are most certainly a staple on their daily menu.
6. Urophilia
Urophilia fetishists love to pee in public, pee on somebody, or get peed on. Also known as “watersports” and “golden showers”. Now we know what the medical term is for the likes of Kim Kardashian and Ray J.
7. Klismaphilia
Normally, people avoid enemas like the plague. Not for those who practice klismaphilia, a fancy word for those who enjoy getting and administering enemas. Yucky stuff, I know, but look on the bright side: These people have got to have the cleanest anuses in the world.
8. Necrophilia
The sexual attraction to corpses. These sickos just don’t see dead people. They screw them.
9. Coprophilia
This one’s better known as scat. Not the rapid-fire singing style, but the act of, well, deriving sexual gratification from feces. Tell these people to “eat shit” and they will. Barf.
10. Anthropophagolagnia
Rape is a person’s worst nightmare, but falling victim to a sick bastard who enjoys anthropophagolagnia is a fate worse than rape, or even death, for that matter. You see, those who practice anthropophagolagnia rape their victims, then eat them. Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer is basically the poster boy for these twisted fucks.
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